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Also, make sure that after you use your bacon toothpaste that you floss thoroughly! ;)
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So you are cooking yourself some eggs for breakfast in the morning and you realize “HOLY MEATWADS I AM SO LATE FOR WORK!” and you have no time to make meaty bacon to wash down your eggs. Not a problem with Fresh Confidence Bacon Toothpaste! You can clean your teeth and damn well enjoy doing it!
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Each Bacon Can contain from 40 to 50 slices of bacon. It’s useful to get your bacon or meaty craving fix taken care of on the go. How convenient! YOU GO BACON CAN!
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“A beef patty, cheese, bacon, and fried egg between two Krispy Kreme glazed donuts, this un-godly creation is normally met with a, “what the fuuuck” upon first sight. Some say it was invented by deceased R&B singer Luther Vandross, others claim it was concocted by a bar owner who ran out of burger buns. Normally, found at state fairs, independent eateries and Kirstie Alley’s kitchen it’s sure to give your heart a heavy ass-kicking. Finish off with a Pecanbon for a dessert.”
It sounds like it doesn’t go together but just look at all that MEAT! It’s like dinner and desert for those of you that are health conscious and want to eat less in one meal sitting. But if you were really health conscious you would not be looking out our tumblr. ;D-EV
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OMG SO MUCH MEAT. →
There are so many steps to create this, I decided to just share the the link with you guys for the recipe. Have you ever have a burrito? How about one where every ingredient consisted of only meat and BBQ sauce? That’s what you find in that link.
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“I don’t know where this comes from, or whether it actually exists, but I’m willing to give it a shot. You know, in the name of “science.”
It may not be the meatiest thing you will see on this blog, but I think we can all agree that putting fried mozzarella in your burger not only sounds delicious, but it seems like it is a downright crime that not all burgers have it included.
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“Inspired by the Grilled Cheese Burger Melt, instead of replacing the bun with grilled-chesse sandwiches, the bun is replaced by two KFC “Double Downs.” It’s a sandwich within a sandwich within a sandwich. If you use a QuadDown as the bun on another sandwich, you can break the space-time continuum, and you can see through time.”
So with this, you get fried chicken, bacon, ground beef and several kinds of cheeses. How can you not fall in love with this savory site? Seriously, this is so beautiful, I think I may need a tissue. *sniff*
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Dead animals cooked and dipped into a delicious barbecue dressing. It’s pretty inanimate if you ask me.
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